Uploaded November 2017 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Artwork by the great Nathan Mazur!

Guinea pig needs a heating pad
His little bottom is cold (so cold)
Something to warm his tummy-tum
When he’s all alone

The winter nights are oh so long
Sitting in his cage (oh no)
Guinea pig needs a heating pad
To melt his blues away

Heating pad
We’ll use technology
Heating pad
To keep him comfy
Heating pad
Powered by electricity
Heating pad
Oh he’ll be so happy!

Heating pad!
Heating pad!
Heating pad!
Heating pad!

Guinea pig has a heating pad
His little bottom’s not cold
He’s got warm on his tummy-tum
And he doesn’t feel so alone
No he doesn’t feel so alone