Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 16 hours ago

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TWITCH: twitch.tv/poorhammer
PATREON: patreon.com/SolelySingleton

On this week’s episode, WE ARE BACK with normal length episodes… almost.This week’s recording was 3 hours long, which is half a short discussion, BUT I WON’T LET THEM DO THIS TO ME!!! I can’t edit two gigantic episodes in a row, so I’m cutting half the things they said! In addition, I will be swapping every lowercase “L” on the video for an uppercase “i” and nobody will notice but me. Just trust me when l say it was funny.


SHOW LINKS:
Brad’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social
Eric’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social


TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Hello and Welcome
00:30 What is a Distraction Carnifex
03:23 Tyranids
07:40 Genesstealer Cults
11:54 Orks
18:38 Tau E'mpire
24:33 Leagues of Votann
26:52 Necrons
33:39 Drukhari
38:41 Aeldari
42:21 World Eaters
45:22 Thousand Sons
47:28 Emperor's Kids
50:47 Death Guard
54:27 Chainsaw Man
58:15 Chaos Knights
01:00:23 Chaos Demons
01:06:19 Gray Knights
01:10:25 Imperial Nights
01:11:22 Agents of the Imperium
01:14:18 Imperial Militarum
01:16:44 Admech
01:22:50 Adeptus Cavil
01:24:18 Adepta Sisters
01:30:03 Favorite Child (not you.)
01:31:09 BIG NEWS

Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free