Uploaded March 2010 | Updated September 2026, 5 days ago

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This show is so hilarious. I love the entire cast, they are all funny in their own way. But my favorite is Troy and Abed, all of their scenes make me crack up. I just want to dedicate this video to my 500! subscribers. Thanks so much to all of you, you make me want to dance!!!

Quotes:
Duncan: I'm a professor, you can't talk to me that way!
Jeff: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Duncan: Yes, because that would be adorable (Would it?)
Jeff: No, because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order. (hee.)

Duncan: You're very confident. I'll say that.
Senor Chang: But you shouldn't be.

Jeff: Hey! Troy sneezes like a girl.
Troy: And how 'bout I pound you like a boy that didn't come out right. (It's okay, Troy. I do that too.)

Jeff: Is he gonna kill us?

Troy: I have the weirdest boner. (hahaha...ew)

Senor Chang: F minus.

Troy: It's okay, let's have cookies
Abed: Okay.
Troy/Abed: Mmmmm
Troy: My cousin's funeral is today.
Abed: Oh tha-that was today?
Troy: I knew there was some reason I couldn't do this today.
Abed: Poor Demitri.
(HAHAHA, seriously it cracks me up that pretending to be in Seasame Street makes Troy forget about little things like his COUSIN"S FUNERAL!)

Song: She's Got Me Dancing
Artist: Tommy Sparks
Disclaimer: I do not own the clips or song.