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emilia fart | Going on a blind date on a subway train @emiliafart | Uploaded 5 years ago | Updated 13 minutes ago
I had never been on a blind date before. I was awkward and nervous and didn’t know how to do it right, so I decided to just make it terrible by design to attempt to make it better. I don’t know if that makes any logical sense whatsoever, but whatever. This date was lovely I think, and thank you to Jorden for being so cool with all of this nonsense-
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I don’t know if I’ll get a girlfriend this way, but I do know I thrive in the subway not unlike a rat- so I’m going to keep riding those rails.

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