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The Onion | God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia | Onion News Network @TheOnion | Uploaded September 2024 | Updated October 2024, 6 hours ago.
Stargazers around the world were able to see one of our closest celestial neighbors. God's Penis peaked in its fullest at 9:35pm EST, but hung proudly in our night sky throughout the night, according to NASA.

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