Uploaded May 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Sunday School song lyrics:
I'm sorry Christian gentlemen I've something here to say-
Jesus Christ your Savior was born a different day!
It does pain me to tell you that you've been lead astray...

Oh I'm sorry that you've been misinformed!
Misinformed!
Oh I'm sorry that you've been misinformed!

In Luke's Gospel some shepherds tended their flocks by night.
In Matthew's Gospel wise men followed some starlight.
Was it a manger or a house? Which Gospel has it right?

Oh it's puzzling the Gospels don't match...
They don't match!
And shepherds didn't tend flocks in December!

The angel Gabriella told shepherds not to fear.
Through God's divine inception a savior will appear!
Though "virgin" is a mistranslation; let's get something clear...

Oh that's not really what Isaiah meant!
Not what he meant!
That's not really what Isaiah meant!

Put Christ back in Christmas your bumper sticker states.
Please read your Bible one more time and then compare the dates!
Plus there are two begetting lists Matthew and Luke dictate...

So at this point I'm totally confused!
This doesn't make sense!?!?
So when are you completely disabused?