GitHub Actions Feels Bad @fasterthanlime
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Contents

00:00 Sponsor disclaimer
00:02 Intro
00:24 Part 1: A Short (And Mostly Wrong) History of Personal Computing
01:37 Part 2: Life before GitHub
05:06 Part 3: The Toyota Way
06:49 Part 4: The Heist
09:11 Sponsored segment
10:17 Part 5: A Completely Unsolicited (And Frankly Quite Rude) Review Of The GitHub Actions Code
13:04 Part 6: GitHub Actions' Identity Crisis
16:22 Part 7: Maybe This Is More Complicated Than We Thought
21:45 Part 8: The Things I Cannot Change
25:29 Thanks

References:

Purple Motion - Second Reality (remastered) by LenweSaralonde
youtube.com/watch?v=GL5vb3D-8_I

Samantha Fox Strip Poker
lemon64.com/game/samantha-fox-strip-poker

Version Management Tools: CVS to BK in the Linux Kernel
flosshub.org/sites/flosshub.org/files/shaikhcornford.pdf

CVS, Linus, and us
https://lkml.indiana.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/9602/0314.html

Wikipedia: Home computer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_computer

Bryan O’ Sullivan, via Internet Archive, “Why I am no longer working at Mercurial”
web.archive.org/web/20051210154818/http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.version-control.mercurial.devel/3481

Richard M. Stallman, “The spirit of the BitKeeper license is the spirit of the whip hand”
marc.info/?l=linux-kernel&m=103454948625224&w=2

Linus Torvalds, “How about doing something about it?”
lwn.net/2002/0425/a/ideology-sucks.php3

Wikipedia: Diff, 1974
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diff

Wikipedia: Concurrent Versions System, 1990
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concurrent_Versions_System

The Agile Manifesto: History
agilemanifesto.org/history.html

Wikipedia: Lean software development
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_software_development

Wikipedia: Lean manufacturing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_manufacturing

Infuse: Fusing Integration Test Management with Change Management
doi.org/10.1109/CMPSAC.1989.65147

Grady Booch, Object Solutions (1996)
google.com/books/edition/Object_Solutions/vlMZAQAAIAAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&bsq=continuous%20integration&dq=object%20solutions&printsec=frontcover

Microsoft acquires GitHub for $7.5B (2018)
news.microsoft.com/announcement/microsoft-acquires-github

GitHub Actions: built by you, run by us
https://github.blog/2018-10-17-action-demos/

Compare and contrast GitHub Actions and Azure Pipelines
web.archive.org/web/20231207125453/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/architecture/devops-for-aspnet-developers/actions-vs-pipelines

Action-tmate (SSH into running jobs):
github.com/mxschmitt/action-tmate

Act (run actions locally):
github.com/nektos/act

GitHub Actions Runner node.js logic:
github.com/actions/runner/blob/9e3e57ff90c089641a3a5833c2211841da1a37f8/src/Runner.Worker/Handlers/StepHost.cs#L156-L174

I Want Off Mr Golang’s Wild Ride (2020):
fasterthanli.me/articles/i-want-off-mr-golangs-wild-ride

Specify check suite when creating a checkrun:
github.com/orgs/community/discussions/24616

USENIX 2023, ARGUS:
usenix.org/conference/usenixsecurity23/presentation/muralee

Security Hardening for GitHub Actions
docs.github.com/en/actions/security-guides/security-hardening-for-github-actions

Jazz Emu’s “Digital Spool” album on Bandcamp:
jazzemu.bandcamp.com/album/digital-spool
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