Uploaded October 2010 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Ghost Hamster....

Late in the night, while the world sleeps
You might hear a tiny distant wheel squeak
And into the room of some boy or girl
Pops a Habitrail tube from the nether world....

Then comes a specter from beyond the pale
A fuzzy apparition, with a cute little tail
His fog filled, haunted cage is lined
With an old newspaper from 1989...

Listen young friends, for what I say is true
You must treat your pet hamster as you would have him treat you
Or fear that one day you'll hear a ghostly voice exclaim,
"wooooooo....someone forgot to clean my cage...."

Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost Hamster
"wooooooo.....my water botttle is empty...."

"won't somebody pet me? ...... woooooooo"

Ghost Hamster....


Artwork by the spooky Nathan Mazur: scaredofbees.com