Uploaded May 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
So Garten of Banban 3. It's not a good game, not even close. Probably a better game than the last, but I honestly think I prefer GoB 2 more. The creators leaned too hard into the memes and goofs, which took away some of the "laughably bad" bite, and didn't replace it with anything to actually improve the game. Banban's fixation on your pancreas feels really out of place and unintentionally silly. Stinger Flynn's moveset had potential, but was always squandered with more lazy padding and boring sections. And it's clear they're trying so hard to keep the "fan favorite" Opila Bird in the spotlight wherever they can.
I could list what's wrong with this game for hours, so all of this alongside the fact that this game took two months to come out, and there's already a Steam page for GoB 4, proves to me that the Euphoric Bros haven't taken a single piece of constructive criticism to heart. (Outside of taking the merch link off the menu I guess?)
Don't play this game, it's a waste of $5. And even if it's still insanely easy to get it back through Steam refunds, it's also just a big waste of your time.
I played through the entire game again to find all the secrets, and recorded it as well, so if you want a shorter video going through all that, let me know!
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So Garten of Banban 3. It's not a good game, not even close. Probably a better game than the last, but I honestly think I prefer GoB 2 more. The creators leaned too hard into the memes and goofs, which took away some of the "laughably bad" bite, and didn't replace it with anything to actually improve the game. Banban's fixation on your pancreas feels really out of place and unintentionally silly. Stinger Flynn's moveset had potential, but was always squandered with more lazy padding and boring sections. And it's clear they're trying so hard to keep the "fan favorite" Opila Bird in the spotlight wherever they can.
I could list what's wrong with this game for hours, so all of this alongside the fact that this game took two months to come out, and there's already a Steam page for GoB 4, proves to me that the Euphoric Bros haven't taken a single piece of constructive criticism to heart. (Outside of taking the merch link off the menu I guess?)
Don't play this game, it's a waste of $5. And even if it's still insanely easy to get it back through Steam refunds, it's also just a big waste of your time.
I played through the entire game again to find all the secrets, and recorded it as well, so if you want a shorter video going through all that, let me know!
Friends in this video:
CameoSweets
https://linktr.ee/cameosweets
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Twitter: twitter.com/DramaJosh03
Discord: discord.gg/XYuVf4s9vm
