RecD | Get Outta The Pool - A Toriel and Asgore "Love Song"? ( UNDERSONG - UNDERTALE / deltarune Musical ) @recorderdude | Uploaded February 2020 | Updated October 2024, 1 week ago.
Bandcamp: recorderdude.bandcamp.com/track/get-outta-the-pool-extra
Patreon: patreon.com/RecD
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/6PWNwEY
A goofy side-song about Toriel and Asgore's heartbreak I wrote on a dare to write a song in a half hour!
Toriel performed by PaperLaur: twitch.tv/paperlaur
Everything else by me
Lyrics:
Toriel: ...and that concludes today's lesson on Snails. Any questions?
Kid: Ms. Toriel, I think Frisk is flirting with me...
Toriel: They do that with everyone, child. You get used to it.
Kid: But...what am I supposed to do about it? Do I have to get married now?
Tori: Oh my, such innocence...I do think this calls for a lesson in love.
A...personal lesson.
With an assistant.
Asgore is pulled in.
Asgore: WHOA! Oh, hello there.
Tori: Now, listen closely!
Sit around me, children
And I'll tell ya 'bout when
I was center stage
Daily gaily prancin'
Lookin' for romance in
Monsters my age
When I meet a strappin'
Boss Monster who happens
To be single too
Strike it off real well and
That's all I'll be tellin'
To children like you
He was a dunce
(i was a dunce)
He was a butt
(i was a butt)
and yet I loved him
(and yet I loved her)
no matter what
(no matter what)
So children
When you give your heart up
Know before you start up
There's lotsa fish in that school
Frankly...
Get outta the pool.
A: Tori, you're being-
T: DON'T TORI ME!
A: *sigh* Humans, let me explain...
My story begins where
I was deep in despair
Poisoned with love
Happy wife and kid un
Til one day I'm spit on
Up from above
Long tale short, they died and
Hurt us from inside and
Sealed us down here
Till one awful evenin'
Wonderin' where Tori'd been
She'd dissapeared!
She was a saint
(I was a saint)
She was a god
(I was a god)
She cut my heart up
(He cut my heart up)
Like Sweeney Todd
(Like sweeney todd)
So children
When you give your heart up
Know before you start up
There's lotsa fish in that school
Frankly...
Get outta the pool.
T: You're forgetting something.
A: So are you.
T: LET'S JUST FINISH THIS STUPID NUMBER!
A: LET'S JUST FINISH THIS STUPID NUMBER!
T: If you're prime for lovin'
A: Stay outta that coven
T: If you want a good life
A: Don't go after a wife
A: If you're not that clever
T: Don't ask girls out, ever!
A: If you're after romance
T: Don't give fat jerks a chance
(Both)
COS YOU'LL FIND REAL QUICKLY
THERE'S LOTS OF FISH IN THE SEA
DON'T BE A FOOOOOOOL
Fraaaaaaanklyyyyy....
Get outta the pool.
Tori: So you see, children, the lesson is that everything is terrible
and romance is dead.
Sans: Oh hey, Happy Valentine's Day, Tori! *holding bouquet*
Tori: Oh, Sans, I had no idea-
*FLOWEY* pops out
FLOWEY: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, MOM!
Toriel faints: Ughh....
Sans: Gee, I didn't know were a faintin' goat! (rimshot)
Bandcamp: recorderdude.bandcamp.com/track/get-outta-the-pool-extra
Patreon: patreon.com/RecD
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/6PWNwEY
A goofy side-song about Toriel and Asgore's heartbreak I wrote on a dare to write a song in a half hour!
Toriel performed by PaperLaur: twitch.tv/paperlaur
Everything else by me
Lyrics:
Toriel: ...and that concludes today's lesson on Snails. Any questions?
Kid: Ms. Toriel, I think Frisk is flirting with me...
Toriel: They do that with everyone, child. You get used to it.
Kid: But...what am I supposed to do about it? Do I have to get married now?
Tori: Oh my, such innocence...I do think this calls for a lesson in love.
A...personal lesson.
With an assistant.
Asgore is pulled in.
Asgore: WHOA! Oh, hello there.
Tori: Now, listen closely!
Sit around me, children
And I'll tell ya 'bout when
I was center stage
Daily gaily prancin'
Lookin' for romance in
Monsters my age
When I meet a strappin'
Boss Monster who happens
To be single too
Strike it off real well and
That's all I'll be tellin'
To children like you
He was a dunce
(i was a dunce)
He was a butt
(i was a butt)
and yet I loved him
(and yet I loved her)
no matter what
(no matter what)
So children
When you give your heart up
Know before you start up
There's lotsa fish in that school
Frankly...
Get outta the pool.
A: Tori, you're being-
T: DON'T TORI ME!
A: *sigh* Humans, let me explain...
My story begins where
I was deep in despair
Poisoned with love
Happy wife and kid un
Til one day I'm spit on
Up from above
Long tale short, they died and
Hurt us from inside and
Sealed us down here
Till one awful evenin'
Wonderin' where Tori'd been
She'd dissapeared!
She was a saint
(I was a saint)
She was a god
(I was a god)
She cut my heart up
(He cut my heart up)
Like Sweeney Todd
(Like sweeney todd)
So children
When you give your heart up
Know before you start up
There's lotsa fish in that school
Frankly...
Get outta the pool.
T: You're forgetting something.
A: So are you.
T: LET'S JUST FINISH THIS STUPID NUMBER!
A: LET'S JUST FINISH THIS STUPID NUMBER!
T: If you're prime for lovin'
A: Stay outta that coven
T: If you want a good life
A: Don't go after a wife
A: If you're not that clever
T: Don't ask girls out, ever!
A: If you're after romance
T: Don't give fat jerks a chance
(Both)
COS YOU'LL FIND REAL QUICKLY
THERE'S LOTS OF FISH IN THE SEA
DON'T BE A FOOOOOOOL
Fraaaaaaanklyyyyy....
Get outta the pool.
Tori: So you see, children, the lesson is that everything is terrible
and romance is dead.
Sans: Oh hey, Happy Valentine's Day, Tori! *holding bouquet*
Tori: Oh, Sans, I had no idea-
*FLOWEY* pops out
FLOWEY: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, MOM!
Toriel faints: Ughh....
Sans: Gee, I didn't know were a faintin' goat! (rimshot)
