Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Here's a really funny post about a student with some admirable but still incorrect standards.
// I have a book report on "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Ah, yes. The classic book that is practically a required reading for a lot of people at schools. I haven't read it. I'm not American, but I do know of The Great Gatsby. I've seen the 2013 film at least. It's alright. Have you seen this GIF floating around? Yeah, it's from the 2013 film adaptation. What about it?
// No, I did not buy the book. It's Saturday night, and tomorrow on Sunday, all shops are closed.
You can just watch the 2013 film adaptation. It's not just the newest and most visually beautiful adaptation. It's also surprisingly faithful to the book from what I read online of people talking about it, not the book itself.
// The book report on it is due the day after tomorrow. That is, on Monday, and I need someone who has read it to just give me what they got from the book in their own words.
Wow. Old-fashioned cheating. At least they don't use AI, right?
// Just make it under 200 words.
Wow. 200 words. For reference, this short is nearly 400 words, and I post like 3 of them every day.
Cheating indicates a massive skill issue, and this person clearly shows it, but don't worry. Instead of encouraging cheating, let me give you some quick tips on how to get you up to speed on writing The Great Gatsby in under 200 words, which can be done in less than an hour tops.
If you want to read the full book, The Great Gatsby is in public domain. It's on Wikipedia. Just scroll down to Wiki Source, and you can read the full thing on your browser or even download the EPUBs or PDFs legally. If you want to get caught up to speed with the story, I recommend the Wikipedia's plot synopsis. It'll get you up to speed with the story in question. The story isn't that hard to grasp. The 2013 film grasp the major plot points perfectly fine.
To this Reddit poster that just e-begs to have their work done for them by human beings, you might as well just use AI at this point. You have skill issues either way. If you're going to be a cheater, at least be a good one, and I'm an amateur. So, get good.
"The noob! The noob!"
Here's a really funny post about a student with some admirable but still incorrect standards.
// I have a book report on "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Ah, yes. The classic book that is practically a required reading for a lot of people at schools. I haven't read it. I'm not American, but I do know of The Great Gatsby. I've seen the 2013 film at least. It's alright. Have you seen this GIF floating around? Yeah, it's from the 2013 film adaptation. What about it?
// No, I did not buy the book. It's Saturday night, and tomorrow on Sunday, all shops are closed.
You can just watch the 2013 film adaptation. It's not just the newest and most visually beautiful adaptation. It's also surprisingly faithful to the book from what I read online of people talking about it, not the book itself.
// The book report on it is due the day after tomorrow. That is, on Monday, and I need someone who has read it to just give me what they got from the book in their own words.
Wow. Old-fashioned cheating. At least they don't use AI, right?
// Just make it under 200 words.
Wow. 200 words. For reference, this short is nearly 400 words, and I post like 3 of them every day.
Cheating indicates a massive skill issue, and this person clearly shows it, but don't worry. Instead of encouraging cheating, let me give you some quick tips on how to get you up to speed on writing The Great Gatsby in under 200 words, which can be done in less than an hour tops.
If you want to read the full book, The Great Gatsby is in public domain. It's on Wikipedia. Just scroll down to Wiki Source, and you can read the full thing on your browser or even download the EPUBs or PDFs legally. If you want to get caught up to speed with the story, I recommend the Wikipedia's plot synopsis. It'll get you up to speed with the story in question. The story isn't that hard to grasp. The 2013 film grasp the major plot points perfectly fine.
To this Reddit poster that just e-begs to have their work done for them by human beings, you might as well just use AI at this point. You have skill issues either way. If you're going to be a cheater, at least be a good one, and I'm an amateur. So, get good.
"The noob! The noob!"
