songdrops | Funny Song: Once There Was A Dog @songdrops | Uploaded March 2018 | Updated October 2024, 5 days ago.
New Funny Song: Once There Was a Dog. By Songdrops (Bryant Oden)

Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboards.

More funny songs for teens and kids on this channel and at Songdrops.com


Once There Was a Dog: Chords and lyrics:
V1
G C
Once there was a dog The dog it had a yard
C G D
The yard it had a chicken The chicken had a guard
G C
The guard it had a leash The leash it had a dog
G D G
Oops this song is about as clear as fog

V2
Once there was a cat The cat it had a house
The house it had a chicken The chicken had a mouse
The mouse it had some cheese The cheese it had an ant
Oops don’t ASK me to tell you the POINT I can’t

V3
Once there was a horse The horse it had a ranch
The ranch it had a chicken The chicken had a branch
The branch it had a bloom The bloom it had a bee
Oops I forgot the rest of this story

V4
Once there was a cow The cow it had a barn
The barn it had a chicken The chicken had some yarn
The yarn it had a knot the knot it had some fuzz
Oops I forgot what the point of this song was

V5
Once there was a pig The pig it had a pen
The pen it had a chicken The chicken had a friend
The friend it had a tail The tail it had some fur
Oops I can’t remember where we were

V6
Once there was a skunk The skunk it had a smell
The smell it had a chicken Jump into a well
To try to get away from the stinky fog
Oops I remember I was talking about a dog
Oops I remember I was talking about a dog


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