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Funny Christmas Song: Three Pairs of Long Johns On. By Bryant Oden. Also check out his funny Christmas Song, Santa's Solar Sleigh, as well as The Duck Song, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, and many more funny songs.
This is the free instrumental download for Three Pairs of Long Johns On: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167167 And here is a slightly slower and lower version that some music directors prefer. http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167165
http://Songdrops.com
iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-few-holiday-songs/id405408880
"Three Pairs of Long Johns On" is a fun, funny Christmas song about Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.
Also check out the funny Christmas song, Santa's Solar Sleigh.
Three pairs of long johns on: Lyrics. (Chords at Songdrops.com).
1.
It was getting late Christmas Eve Day
And Santa was packing his sleigh
Mrs claus came out and said there's no doubt
It's time for you to be on your way
But remember what I always say
Chorus:
Put 3 pairs of long johns on
3 pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
Put three pairs of long johns on.
2.
Santa said yes my dear
You tell me that every year
I'm already dressed the way you request
So Snowflake don't you fear
I'm toasty from my toes to my ears
3.
He kissed Mrs claus good bye
And then with a wink of his eye
He hopped on his sleigh and said let's be on our way
Good cheer reindeer let's fly
And soon they were high in the sky
CHORUS:
And He had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.
4.
He flew all over the world
While the Christmas snow whirled and swirled
He went from house to house as quiet as a mouse
And as quick as the flick of a squirrel
Leaving toys for every boy and girl
5.
Filled with the Christmas mood
Lots of kids left him food
He ate every last crumb and every last plum
He didn't want to be rude
But his buttons were coming unglued
CHORUS
6.
In a small house in a small town
With a toy in his hand he bent down
His pants they split right where you sit
It made such a loud ripping sound
That half the town gathered round
7
He backed out the door to the snow
Shouted Merry Christmas, HO HO HO
Then he jumped on his sled with his cheeks bright red
And said I so didn't know they could glow
But at least there wasn't much of a show
CHORUS
Cuz he had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.
CHORUS
Funny Christmas Songs. Funny Songs for the Holidays.
Funny Christmas Song: Three Pairs of Long Johns On. By Bryant Oden. Also check out his funny Christmas Song, Santa's Solar Sleigh, as well as The Duck Song, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, and many more funny songs.
This is the free instrumental download for Three Pairs of Long Johns On: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167167 And here is a slightly slower and lower version that some music directors prefer. http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167165
http://Songdrops.com
iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-few-holiday-songs/id405408880
"Three Pairs of Long Johns On" is a fun, funny Christmas song about Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.
Also check out the funny Christmas song, Santa's Solar Sleigh.
Three pairs of long johns on: Lyrics. (Chords at Songdrops.com).
1.
It was getting late Christmas Eve Day
And Santa was packing his sleigh
Mrs claus came out and said there's no doubt
It's time for you to be on your way
But remember what I always say
Chorus:
Put 3 pairs of long johns on
3 pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
Put three pairs of long johns on.
2.
Santa said yes my dear
You tell me that every year
I'm already dressed the way you request
So Snowflake don't you fear
I'm toasty from my toes to my ears
3.
He kissed Mrs claus good bye
And then with a wink of his eye
He hopped on his sleigh and said let's be on our way
Good cheer reindeer let's fly
And soon they were high in the sky
CHORUS:
And He had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.
4.
He flew all over the world
While the Christmas snow whirled and swirled
He went from house to house as quiet as a mouse
And as quick as the flick of a squirrel
Leaving toys for every boy and girl
5.
Filled with the Christmas mood
Lots of kids left him food
He ate every last crumb and every last plum
He didn't want to be rude
But his buttons were coming unglued
CHORUS
6.
In a small house in a small town
With a toy in his hand he bent down
His pants they split right where you sit
It made such a loud ripping sound
That half the town gathered round
7
He backed out the door to the snow
Shouted Merry Christmas, HO HO HO
Then he jumped on his sled with his cheeks bright red
And said I so didn't know they could glow
But at least there wasn't much of a show
CHORUS
Cuz he had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.
CHORUS
Funny Christmas Songs. Funny Songs for the Holidays.
