Uploaded January 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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A behind-the-scenes video essay: youtu.be/V54z9xJc0O8

My website: emergencycreative.com

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Abraham Owens may just be a lowly thug-for-hire, but that doesn't mean he's not the sensitive type.

In fact, he's super-sensitive, suffering from a debilitating case of empathy. The only way he avoids being overwhelmed by other people's emotions is through isolation and booze. Lots and lots of booze.

Now, with his reserves run dry and the last of his cash gone, Abe is about to run fist-first into a chaos-loving maniac who's weaponized the local alt-right movement.

But what's a little racism between the alt-right, right?

After having the last of his cash stolen in a bar fight, Abraham Owens takes a gig from a former alt-right acolyte who's trying to reconnect with his ex-girlfriend. The kid thinks he has a shot at talking her out of the cult of personality, but first he needs to find her in the middle of a violent white supremacist rally.

Abe needs the cash and, well, it's not like he's got anything against punching assholes.

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Chapters!

00:57 - Prologue
07:31 - Chapter 1
18:13 - Chapter 2
25:20 - Chapter 3
34:29 - Chapter 4
43:46 - Chapter 5
52:27 - Chapter 6
01:00:20 - Chapter 7
01:05:51 - Chapter 8
01:16:44 - Chapter 9
01:25:03 - Chapter 10
01:34:05 - Chapter 11
01:50:40 - Chapter 12
01:57:40 - Chapter 13
02:14:04 - Chapter 14
02:25:09 - Chapter 15
02:35:45 - Chapter 16
02:49:49 - Chapter 17
03:00:17 - Chapter 18
03:22:11 - Chapter 19
03:35:03 - Chapter 20
03:47:28 - Chapter 21
04:04:36 - Chapter 22
04:15:30 - Chapter 23
04:27:50 - Chapter 24
04:43:58 - Chapter 25
04:56:29 - Chapter 26
05:05:10 - Chapter 27
05:16:24 - Chapter 28
05:28:28 - Chapter 29
05:36:55 - Chapter 30
05:49:11 - Epilogue
05:57:21 - Author's Note

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