Uploaded October 2010 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Fruit Roll Up Gremlin,
Thieving the snack-food from the young
Fruit Roll Up Gremlin,
The flavor of ill-gotten treats on his tongue

More evil than cupcake troll
Or a goblin, or a smurf
Stealing the snack-food from the children
While they study in their school

Insert your own guitar solo here!
You are the master!
Boo-biddy-boo-biddy-boo-biddy-boo!

More evil than cupcake troll
Or a goblin, or a smurf
Stealing the snack-food from the children
While they study in their school

Artwork by the ruling Nathan Mazur
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