Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings @TheOnion
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings @TheOnion
Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Infighting between the two coalitions has reached new levels of intensity in the leadup to the midterm elections, leaving GOP leadership to question how best to handle the future of their party’s sexual attraction to minors.

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