Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago

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I have never urinated in my plants, i’m just being silly.

Perfection is an unattainable goal when it comes to plants. It takes time and patience to understand their needs and none of that comes with a guide of steps you need to take to have the perfect monstera.

I got this Thai Constellation in 2018-2019 and we are still trucking in 2026 looking gorgeous as ever.