Uploaded December 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Christmas has arrived!
To Celebrate Funtime Freddy is here to spread a little gift called FEAR!
Based of the story of "Count The Ways", and including the amazing musical talent of @TheFreddieEvans and the incredible artwork of @_unlogical!
Featuring Giselle as "Silly Millie"!
We present to you,
HOSTILE FESTIVITIES!
A FNAF Count The Ways Christmas Music Video!
(Coming To Stores And Music Platforms Soon!)
ENJOY!
Merry Christmas Everyone!

(Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=AA6eriplNII )

- Lyrics -

well well well
Silly Millie herself
its been pretty lonely here
like an elf on the shelf
its Christmas time
and with all things aligned
we will say good cheer
and we'll have a funtime!

we'll play a little game
counting ways to your death
answer your dieing wish
with every last breath
you gotta make a choice
but you still got lots of time
so ill list all I can do
and ill put it all in rhyme

On this Christmas day
funtime freddy's here
spread a little gift
something that I call fear
there's no where to go
no where to scream or shout
we'll have a funtime now
and I wont let you out
all that you've wished for
all the things that you've said
they will haunt you now
choice that will leave you dead
there's nothing left to do
just my activities
a Christmas gift to you
Hostel festivities

shiver till you freeze
ill make your temperature drop
or stab you in a lung
or ill make your heat stop!
its amusing for me
but it seems scary for you
impales you to see
all your wishes come true?

santa's gotta list
and he's checking it twice
to see all the boys and girls
who've been naughty or nice
But for you silly Millie
you treading on thin ice
so ill cut it down for you
look here's the slice

you gotta make a choice
You'll live many silent nights
and it'll all go dark
except for the fairy lights
come your time is ticking
with every line i read
but its a present for me
just to watch you bleed

On this Christmas day
funtime freddy's here
spread a little gift
something that I call fear
there's no where to go
no where to scream or shout
we'll have a funtime now
and I wont let you out
all that you've wished for
all the things that you've said
they will haunt you now
choice that will leave you dead
there's nothing left to do
just my activities
a Christmas gift to you
Hostel festivities

- HAHAHAH -

cookies left out
for good ol' saint nick
and the feet of his deer
Going click click click
starvation's an option
although not that quick
and your time's running low
counting tick tick tick

Frosty came to life
with two eyes of coal
and the bear switched on
here to steal your soul
hang up the stockings
put tinsel on the tree
you gotta make a choice
I'll never set you free

decapitation's fun
its a new one for sure
its quick, and painless
and never done before!
You chose this? GREAT
promise it wont be a bore
especially the part where
heads go rolling long the floor

Ill give you a count down
down from three
and quick as a shot
you'll be dead you'll see
and then you may rest
and your soul let free
so ill sing this once more
for the corpse-to-be

On this Christmas day
funtime freddy's here
spread a little gift
something that I call fear
there's no where to go
no where to scream or shout
we'll have a funtime now
and I wont let you out
all that you've wished for
all the things that you've said
they will haunt you now
choice that will leave you dead
there's nothing left to do
just my activities
a Christmas gift to you
Hostel festivities!