Uploaded July 2021 | Updated September 2026, 27 minutes ago

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Original Soundtrack (OST) from "Florida Man: The Movie":
youtu.be/4nkpOEraLl0

The song is now on Spotify! open.spotify.com/album/0lQ502EronCp5xHgTFnKku

Credit:
Music recorded by Bart Zeal: youTube.com/bartzeal

(and yes, this is based on Spider-man's old theme song)

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LYRICS:

Florida man, Florida man,
Does whatever the f*** he can
makes headlines, every time
Florida's, paradigm
Look out, here comes Florida man

Is he stoned?
Listen bud,
He's got tons of meth in his blood
Will he stop, with the booze?
Take a look, in the news
Hey there, there goes Florida Man

In the chill of night
At the scene of a fight
Like every damn time,
He's the one, who did the crime

Florida man, Florida man
Friendly neighborhood Florida Man
Wealth and fame,
his one goal
The police, he's ignored

To him, life is a GTA game
Wherever you find Reptaliens
You'll find Florida Man