Uploaded February 2017 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Since the dawn of time, no man has lasted more than five minutes whilst receiving one of this foul creature's dry and tasteless Five Dollar Blowjobs. Today, however, a hero has stepped forward. He won't just win a birdie at this carnival, he'll change the world, and find true love in the process!

STARRING:

Steve Zaragoza
@SteveZaragoza

Brad Gage
@BradGage

Bree Essrig
@BREEessrig

Jeremy Azevedo
@DangerSharkz

Written by Steve Zaragoza & Bree Essrig
Directed by Len Wilkes
DP: Rickey Mizuno
UPM: Sophia Rocha
Production: Zack Taylor, Chris Seto, James Deangelis, Kenny Hesse