Uploaded July 2008 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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It's becoming a tradition to write a goofy song this time of year, I guess. Hope you enjoy. Hopefully, I'll get back to some fishing soon.

LYRICS:
I SELL FIREWORKS IN A BIG WHITE TENT IN THE CITY
I GOT A BIG BALLOON TO MAKE THE PLACE LOOK PRETTY
I'M STAYING IN THE CAMPER TIL THE FOURTH IS THROUGH
LIVIN OUT OF A COOLER AND A PORTA POTTY TOO
I DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE JUST TO TRY TO STAY AWAKE
WATCHIN CARS GO BY WISHIN I WAS AT THE LAKE
I'VE GOT THE BEST FIREWORKS IN THE WHOLE WIDE LAND
AND I HOPE TO GO HOME WITH ABOUT THREE GRAND.
GOT FIRECRACKERS FOR THE 4TH OF JULY?
I GOT BLACK SNAKES BOTTLE ROCKETS SMOKE BALLS AND MORE
TO HELP YOU BLOW IT UP THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR
CHASERS SPARKLERS I GOT THE ROMAN CANDLES
CHERRY BOMBS SNAP N POPS ALL THAT YOU CAN HANDLE
I'LL TAKE CARE TO GET WHAT YOU NEED
BUT AFTER ALL THIS LOST SLEEP MY BRAIN'S NOT UP TO SPEED
BUY YOUR FIREWORKS HERE IT'S THE BEST YOU'LL SEE
CAUSE I'LL THROW IN THIS CRAZY RAP FOR FREE
GOT FIRECRACKERS FOR THE 4TH OF JULY?