Uploaded February 2007 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago

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Damn,..Muppet Porn
*Not for children*

Download the song for free here:
soundcloud.com/iggy35/the-filthy-alphabet-song

Song I did in about 2002
Just being rude as usual
Heres the lyrics:
A is for Arses
B is for Balls
C is for Cock
That rises and it falls
D is for Dickhead
E Ejaculate
F is for Fucking hell
Now everything is great
G is for Gitface
and H is for Head
I can't think of one for J
So I'll have K instead
K is for Knickers
L is for Lips
M is for Masturbate
And N is for Nips
O is for Orgasm
and P is for Pee
Q is forgotten
And R-Soles worry me
S is for Shagging, and Shit & Shat & Shot
T is for Tits & Tats & Twits & Twats & Twots
U is for you ya whore, who left me for my brother
V is for Vibrator, for me there is no other
W's Wank, and that's my favourite of them all
X, Y, Z .... Now we've done them all

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