Uploaded January 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Some weeks ago, I noticed there are Chocobos to be seen in an FF8 cutscene. As far as I can tell, this is news to pretty much everyone.
Is it big news? Well, yes.
In this video, I demonstrate the implications of the hitherto unseen Chocobos and give answers to questions of outstanding significance such as:
Did Chocobos unkill Squall?
If Squall is not actually dead, then does this mean he is Jesus?
What came first, the Chocobo or the egg?
If a train is leaving Timber at 50mph and another train is leaving Deling City at 70mph 30 minutes after the train from Timber, how many times does Rinoa need to shoot her dog at enemies before her phone battery dies?
Do Chocobos even lay eggs?
Some weeks ago, I noticed there are Chocobos to be seen in an FF8 cutscene. As far as I can tell, this is news to pretty much everyone.
Is it big news? Well, yes.
In this video, I demonstrate the implications of the hitherto unseen Chocobos and give answers to questions of outstanding significance such as:
Did Chocobos unkill Squall?
If Squall is not actually dead, then does this mean he is Jesus?
What came first, the Chocobo or the egg?
If a train is leaving Timber at 50mph and another train is leaving Deling City at 70mph 30 minutes after the train from Timber, how many times does Rinoa need to shoot her dog at enemies before her phone battery dies?
Do Chocobos even lay eggs?










