WheezyNews | Fee Fi Fo Dum | Song a Day in April #9 @wheezynews | Uploaded April 2021 | Updated October 2024, 4 days ago.
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I said to the beast
I'm not made of yeast
I know you want bread
and you want me dead

these 2 things are
not at all related
write down your goals
get them out of your head

He wanted to
grind his bones to make his bread
That's a ticket to a broken tooth
and painkiller meds
He should went to culinary school
He could've learned how to use my bones for gruel

Down at the shore
a man wanted fish
he had an idea for
a gourmet fish dish
I taught him the way
to catch fish every day
But he left before seeing
how fish should be cleaned

He wanted to
grind fish bones to make his bread
He didn't break a tooth
he choked fish bone and now he's dead
He should went to marine biology school
Then he'd have known that fish have bones