Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 21 hours ago

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Dive into the ridiculous world of Fat Dan — the mayo-covered, sofa-stuck legend of Bedfordshire. With 20 loaves of bread, wild lies about camel racers, and dreams of YouTube fame, this anthem roasts the king of excuses who needs a crane just to get around. Warning: may contain excessive mayo and zero dog walks!