Uploaded October 2017 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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In the battle between kilojoules and killer abs, everybody loses.
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DIRECTED, WRITTEN, RAPPED AND EDITED BY: Nib Oswald
PRODUCED BY: Stevie Bryant
FILMED BY: Todd McHenry
VOCALS BY: Erica Penollar

FATASSTROPHE: Claire Stewart-Moore
GLUTTYN: Roberta Whitford
ELEFINT DA WEIGHT: Tuki Attuquayefio
COOKIE MCFLURRY: Imogen Abba
THE SKINNY THREE: Renae Goodman
DELICIOUS: Stevie Bryant
LAY-Z: Stephanie Hunt
INSTRUCTA XXL: Elizabeth Dobb
CAKE SLICE: Melissa McPhee
SMOTHERED BUTTER: Alice Rein
BUTT BLOAT: Erica Penollar
WENDY: Scarlett McGrouther
FUDGEBITE: Laura Dale
CHOCOUT: Sam Marshall
DOMINOS: Annabelle Radford
RONALD MCDONALD: Chris Heaslip
COLONEL SANDERS: Davey Reynolds
DREADFITNESS: Carla van der Wallen

BODY TRIPLE: Tarrant Gibson
THANKS TO: Elise Tobin

LYRICS
So lazy, now you’re a fat slob
Your whole caboose is a flab blob
You’re weighing half of a tonne
More gravy poured in your sad gob
Cake!

I love bacon stacked up for a snack
From Mickey-D’s to KFC to Hungry Jacks
(A family pack!)
Eat BLTs, I’m quite obese from grease and fats
(A cream pie!)
Got pizza cheese all down my tee shirts, front and back
Got no grapefruit in my plate food
Physique: overweight, dude
Eat sweets with a Mars Bar
My waistline will encase you
Steak pies, I’ma glaze you
Cans of beer will flow
Throw those chips here yo, bro
Gonna pile my necks up high
My rear will grow
*burp!*

Bloat...
Tits will sag, dude
Stinking from your shmooshed thighs
Huge in size

So lazy, now you’ve got fat gut
With manly boobs and a vast butt
You ate a cinnamon bun
In which a brownie was wrapped up
Crêpe!
Now you’ve got Toblerones
This crap is giving you colon stones
Don’t strain your really weak heart
Your days are numbered, you fat slob
Weight!

Hey, remember when I tried to lighten up? (Uh-oh)
Gym membership to make the poundage drop
Tried to get slender, my butt was a behemoth
New run regime broke the treadmill
My weight it got no leaner
Should try bulimia
My fat balloons, platter carts
Body plump, glute flab fully packed
Slim? No! Frying dumplings too
Grilled all my life - add oil, honey and flour
Eat Chow Mein with Kung Pao and Xiaolongbao

Bloat...
You’re a vacuum
Filling up your spare tyre
Stew and pie

Such tasty meat on your ham sub
Mayo and mint on your lamb club
Your steak is never well done
Go crazy eating this damn grub
Steak!
How d’ya keep gobblin’
When your whole figure is wobblin’?
At every meal you glut
So chubby now, you’re a fat slob
Shake!

Pancakes mixed in salad bowls
Gorge on uncooked cookie dough
When you get this fat, can’t see your toes
(One more rib, one more wedge
I’m a heifer for gateau)
Bran flakes, more strict self-control
Vegan curry, take a stroll
Get a yoga mat and reach those goals
Or say fuck all that; blubber rolls!

So lazy, ‘cause you’re a fat slob
Your whole caboose is a flab blob
You’re weighing half of a tonne
More gravy poured in your sad gob
Cake!
How d’ya keep gobblin’
When your whole figure is wobblin’?
At every meal you glut
So chubby now, you’re a fat slob
Shake!

Hey tubby, can’t keep your trap shut
Should play a goalkeeper at sport
You got more junk in your trunk
Than Jabba eating at Pizza Hutt
Plate!
Poundage is doublin’
It’s just more pudge for the snugglin’
So you had better eat up
To be a bubble butt fat slob
*BURP*