Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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The Chaosdiver Police Force (CDPF) are a platoon of the Chaosdiver Stygian Guard. Sworn to protect and serve the people of the new Rogue Republic.

The CDPF handle the street level matters, stomping down any fascists that have taken it upon themselves to sew discord amongst Chaos. Sweeping the streets of those that are too far gone to save from Super Earth's indoctrination.

Join the CDPF in the Stygian Guard: discord.gg/H6KEVdSrdx

CDPF Logo created by Chief of Police, Fatal Error!
Stygian Guard Logo created by Lago!

Fan made for Helldivers 2!

Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/18ySJCjFVelzGm9mCg3uEo

Lyrics:
Fascists...
What you got? What you got?
How you gonna chew?
When CDPF stomps down on you?
Tell me, how you gonna chew?? How you gonna chew?
Yeah!

Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your teeth roll loose?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your teeth roll loose?

You've seen the lies that your Ministers sell,
You've seen the worlds they've burned to hell.
So why you still playing the martyr's tool?
You've bitten off more than you can chew.

Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when the curb bites you?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when the teeth bite you?

They bit off your father, they bit off your son,
They bit off your mother just to carry a gun.
They'll bite off your future for an oil mine,
They'll consume all of mankind for the bottom line.

Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your jaw's askew?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your jaw's askew?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your jaw's askew?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your jaw's askew?

Super Earth tried to feed false hope,
Rogue Republic put out a hand of true hope,
But you can't swallow the pride we'd hope,
And your ways have not a semblance of hope.

Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your jaw's askew?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your jaw's askew?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when the street sweeps you?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when the street sweeps you?

Why you gotta be so thick in the head?
Don't you know they consider you dead?
Born without freedom, sold to Super Earth's plan,
Thrown from the grinder to the heat of the pan.
Sometimes you think you can bite back.
Sometimes you think you can bite back.

Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your teeth meet shoe?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your teeth meet shoe?
You're too far, you're too crude
You're too far, you're too crude
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your teeth meet shoe?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your teeth meet shoe?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when your teeth meet shoe?

They bit off your father, they bit off your son,
They bit off your mother just to carry a gun.
They'll bite off your future for an oil mine,
They'll consume all of mankind for the bottom line.

Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when we stomp down you?
Fascist, fascist
How you gonna chew?
How you gonna chew when we stomp down you?

Playlist of Stygian Guard: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh75thQO3pM_XpgCrx0elm-mg
Playlist of Chaosdiver Marches: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh77XZ1GC6-UHQDKIh4uFlnyl
Playlist of Dive Chants: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh761_S7i7zFXaxv9YKCQs51v
Playlist of Helldiver Marches: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh74EULKGxw9he2A5EC-6ooDb
Playlist of Automaton Marches: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh76P7tet3jRt0YG7i7RgNA1y
Playlist of Helldivers 2 Music: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh760vKzCVyWR7DaY7K33cvFD
Playlist of 1 Hour Helldiver Tracks: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh77zQs7bQTCWAYpJY9SoKiRi

Lyrics created by myself. Parody of Bad Boys by Inner Circle. Vocals/instruments generated with Suno Pro. Mastered by myself. Visuals made with profounder.com

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