Uploaded January 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The FPV Death Match rules are as follows:
All Death Matches will be given a 3 hour time limit. Death Match ends if a participating member cries.
Points will be awarded for the following acts
* Yelling: 1 pt
* Screaming: 2 pts
* Obscene Hand Gestures: 2pts
* Cursing: 1 pt
* Cursing in a Foreign Language other than the Mother Tongue of Freedom, American English (unless it's French): -1 pts
* Cursing in French: 2 pts
* Derogatory statements involving mothers, sisters or grandmothers: 4 pts
* "Your Mama" jokes, except the "has to make two trips to haul ass" one: 1 pt
* Incendiary invective: 2 pts
* "You always" and "You never" statements: 1 pt
* Derogatory statements involving goats: 5 pts
* Really really good derogatory statements involving goats: 7 pts
* Any Scottish (delivered in a proper Scottish accent) curse that involves the target and all of their relatives: 10 pts
Video Caveats:
* Not all implied grudges are real (in fact, most are made up, a la, Vince Smith does not have a grudge against Satan)
* Jake T Blackburn needs to go Live more, honestly, love it when he goes Live
* This entire thing is satire. Bravo if you read all the way to the bottom. If you didn't, and you see someone taking serious offense in the comments, really dig in and egg them on. It'll be great for those of us that get the joke.
Thumbnail credit goes to Wesley D. Pennypacker, a troll amongst trolls.
The FPV Death Match rules are as follows:
All Death Matches will be given a 3 hour time limit. Death Match ends if a participating member cries.
Points will be awarded for the following acts
* Yelling: 1 pt
* Screaming: 2 pts
* Obscene Hand Gestures: 2pts
* Cursing: 1 pt
* Cursing in a Foreign Language other than the Mother Tongue of Freedom, American English (unless it's French): -1 pts
* Cursing in French: 2 pts
* Derogatory statements involving mothers, sisters or grandmothers: 4 pts
* "Your Mama" jokes, except the "has to make two trips to haul ass" one: 1 pt
* Incendiary invective: 2 pts
* "You always" and "You never" statements: 1 pt
* Derogatory statements involving goats: 5 pts
* Really really good derogatory statements involving goats: 7 pts
* Any Scottish (delivered in a proper Scottish accent) curse that involves the target and all of their relatives: 10 pts
Video Caveats:
* Not all implied grudges are real (in fact, most are made up, a la, Vince Smith does not have a grudge against Satan)
* Jake T Blackburn needs to go Live more, honestly, love it when he goes Live
* This entire thing is satire. Bravo if you read all the way to the bottom. If you didn't, and you see someone taking serious offense in the comments, really dig in and egg them on. It'll be great for those of us that get the joke.
Thumbnail credit goes to Wesley D. Pennypacker, a troll amongst trolls.
