the only way I can get kills is if everyone piles in through the same door Qwarky 2022-09-20 | it also helps to have a 10 kill hard carry on your team
OlliOlli World - x122 combo for Gonzos Wristlace Qwarky 2022-08-26 | I was trying for ages to keep a combo high enough to reach the 1.6m points needed and I finally got it.
Rumbleverse - Fourth victory Qwarky 2022-08-24 | This one was the easiest game I've had, though I did avoid fights for a good duration of it. The past few days I've constantly gotten absolutely clobbered in every game, so it was nice to do well after so long.
Rumbleverse - Third victory Qwarky 2022-08-20 | Hooray! I've been bullied in so many games back to back to back, this felt great. I'm so happy about that chicken hit
Rumbleverse - Second messy victory Qwarky 2022-08-20 | Several whiffs again, got lucky the guy supered the other one and not me
Rumbleverse - First messy victory! Qwarky 2022-08-19 | yaaaay absolute chaos that was. Lots of whiffs, lots of taking a beating, but I managed to come back and land a few grabs. 6 eliminations total, I'm pretty dang happy. Note: there's some stutters in the video, and I guess it's from shadowplay acting up, the game did not stutter like this as I played this.
OlliOlli World is really cool Qwarky 2022-07-29 | this game is cute and cool and fun and stressful as hell
DRAINUS is awesome Qwarky 2022-05-22 | The little details add so much to this game, the way ships POOF through the sandstorm in the background, the way the screen condenses up as you get through the clouds to exit the atmosphere, as enemy ships struggle to catch up to you. SO GOODstore.steampowered.com/app/1975360/DRAINUS
Elden Ring - Draconic Tree Sentinel fight (Crumbling Farum Azula) Qwarky 2022-03-26 | I was banging my head against a wall with this for a while, getting two-shotted pretty much every time. Learning you can parry his attack didn't exactly light me up since I haven't been good with parrying for most of the game. But you learn! And it feels great being able to stop the constant swinging and ground slamming that prevented you from getting hits in. All that trouble and you get a measly 30k wtf fromsoft
Elden Ring - Fire Giant boss fight Qwarky 2022-03-24 | Here's a sloppy fire giant fight on horseback to show you it's perfectly doable even if you get hit a few times. When fighting the second stage, sticking close to cut off leg makes it more likely that when he rolls, it doesn't hit you.
Elden Ring - fighting Tree Sentinel with only a Manor Towershield (dont do this) Qwarky 2022-03-06 | The last six minutes of probably a 15 minute fight and what was probably my 5th attempt at this. I would get him to 2/5 health and he would stop doing the three hit combo that let me get a hit in, and just spams the shield bash and groundpounds over and over. Eventually he would shield bash while too close, break my block, stun me for ages, and shield bash me a second time just as I get up, killing me. It happened like 3 times. Keep away from the shield side I guess, keep circling to the left. Anyway, this is tedious, don't do this, but I'm glad he's finally dead. Your "reward" is a measly 3200 runes for all that trouble. Also you can see the hitches that keep happening on my PC. It can be a bit rough when it freezes for a few seconds just as you're supposed to react to something. I can't tell if it's something they can patch later or if it's just 100% on my computer's side. Haven't come across this kind of hitching in any other game lately.
Unsighted - Obtaining Raquels Axe [I dont need it! achievement] Qwarky 2021-12-27 | The most annoying thing in the fight are the two green enemies messing everything up, so just cheese it and kite the Shadow Creature to you for a much easier time. You'll need to parry three times.
Sense: A Cyberpunk Ghost Story NG++ Final / Secret Ending (+ Dudou unlock sequence) Qwarky 2021-01-11 | Here's the secret / final ending for anyone who doesn't wanna run through the game three times. Most of the ending is completely identical to any previous playthroughs, the only new part starts at 10:36 . If they ever end up making a sequel, I hope they make more use of the cyberpunk stuff, there wasn't nearly enough in this game.As an extra, if you want to unlock the Dudou outfit, on NG+ (or NG++) examine the items in the final boss room in the sequence I did, so far left (bullet casings), far right (stone lion), right (mahjong table), middle (lottery), left (present). This needs to be done before you trigger the boss fight.
Desperados 3s music Qwarky 2020-06-26 | Not only does the music react to what you're doing, amping up as you take out enemies or get close to danger, shifting tone etc, there's a wonderful extra layer of variations of the main theme of the level that play depending on which part of the map you are at, so around New Orleans there's different versions of the tune being played on instruments depending on if you're looking at the market, or the cafe, or the red lantern or the docks. Wonderful!
Cowboy co-ordination Qwarky 2020-06-25 | Shodown mode is pretty great. Did I mention Desperados III is really good?
Doom Eternal - Khan Maykr boss fight [Ultra-Violence] Qwarky 2020-04-02 | Here is a messy fight, but maybe it'll help someone who is struggling. I died a lot. Don't touch the floor, use the slowmotion rune to help you with those drone headshots, make sure to do one after every blood punch to constantly have enough rockets and you'll make it.
River City Girls - The new secret ending Qwarky 2020-01-20 | With the new patch, the secret ending is altered a little to make it a bit more satisfying of a reward for finding all the statues and beating the secret boss. And personally I feel like it's now less unintentionally mean-spirited too, when combined with the 4th wall break joke of the dialogue before it.This way they get to keep the joke, but not leave you with just a pretty bad taste in your mouth about the whole thing.Great game! I hope there's a sequel down the line! Have multiple unique campaigns for characters!
Outer Wilds - A brief tour of a tiny solar system Qwarky 2019-10-28 | Please play this game. It's really very special.
that time frost tripped the fuck out on brownies in a fountain while her teammates did everything Qwarky 2019-05-28 | a short film by me
Hitman 2: Elusive Target - The Politician [Katana + Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-03-10 | ho ho ho naughty elected officials get the vault
The Hong Kong Massacre is really cool and really hard Qwarky 2019-01-26 | Man these guys are such accurate shots, this game is brutal. I am giving up on trying to get the 100% accuracy challenges, there's way too much pre-firing required because as soon as they have line of sight of you, they will shoot and it doesn't miss.
Hitman 2: Elusive Target - The Appraiser [Silent Assassin] Qwarky 2019-01-26 | That was SO close to being ruined by that one custodian lady by the notebook
Hitman 2: Hokkaido Snow Festival - Snowball only [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-26 | merryyy christmaaasss ho ho ho
The Hong Kong Massacre is really cool Qwarky 2019-01-26 | Getting the perfect accuracy stars are kinda frustrating at times, but man this is a moody, fun, stylish HK action flick that knows not to waste time on acting or pointless plot. And it has a hell of a great shotgun.
Hitman 2: Hokkaido Snow Festival [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-21 | Really easy one. Ignore the equipment, they were more for me getting the other challenges, for this actual silent assassin, you only need coins. Watch out for the camera.
Hitman 2: Sapienza - Landslide [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-12 | Usually the target stays in the morgue room longer and you poison him in there. If you wanna play it super safe, you can go back on the table and wait for the guard to leave, but you should be able to poison and leave before the guard is done picking up the gun.
Hitman 2: Sapienza - The Icon [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-12 | Quite a bit of RNG in this, sometimes Dino starts the shoot much faster or much later, which then causes the guy by the door to either be looking at you just as you're supposed to poison, or the other way.
Lethal League Blaze - first online win Qwarky 2019-01-11 | These guys were tough, but I managed to get one win. Huzzah!
Hitman 2: Mumbai - Master difficulty [Sniper Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-09 | This one is incredibly tough because of how the new AI instantly knows where the shot came from if they see a target die and have a line of sight to you. It was tricky finding the right timing and distraction shot to make all the armed guards look away. I take the exit overly carefully cause there were enemies dragging Vanya's corpse towards the house and they spot you instantly. I already ruined one escape coming down the stairs at the wrong moment.Needless to say, this is not a single attempt, I save and there's a visible cut. For an example of how my shots usually went, look here:youtube.com/watch?v=En5WlTMz0hY
Hitman 2: Isle of Sgàil - Master difficulty [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-06 | I originally took the poison syringe, planning to poison Sophia in the same room as I drop the gun for the guard, but getting her to pick up a coin facing away from the door, and being able to poison her without anyone seeing through the curtain was so inconsistent, in the end I just lured her into the next room and the door closed. So the syringe was pointless. Either way, this is not a single attempt, I save by the window and there's a visible cut.
Hitman 2: Whittleton Creek - Master difficulty [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-06 | This is not a single attempt, I save by the fence and there's a visible cut.
Hitman 2: Mumbai - Master difficulty [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-06 | It was a lot of fun planning this one out. This is not a single take, I save in the middle and there's a visible cut.
Hitman 2: Santa Fortuna - Master difficulty [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-06 | None of these are single segment, I save in between and there's a visible cut for that.
Hitman 2: Miami - Master difficulty [Silent Assassin, Santa Only] Qwarky 2019-01-06 | None of these are single segment, I save in between and there's a visible cut for that.
