Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"Did you hear! He eats babies!" So do you.
Chickens
Lifespan: 8 years
Slaughter: 6 weeks
% of life: 1%
Human equivalent: 1 years old → baby/toddler

Pigs
Lifespan: 12 years
Slaughter: 6 months
% of life: 4%
Human equivalent: 3 years old → toddler

Fish
Lifespan: 10 years
Slaughter: 1 year
% of life: 10%
Human equivalent: 8 years old → child

Cows
Lifespan: 18 years
Slaughter: 1.5 years
% of life: 8%
Human equivalent: 6 years old → young child

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