Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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What better way to celebrate an 18th birthday than to deliberately steal the best moment from an Internet reviewer's April Fools ranking, then typing an oddly-specific description?

I'll await a good answer.

Credit to @MostTraumaticProductions and @thegreatmordo for the edit, and my favorite madlad @SchaffrillasProductions for bringing it into the world.