Uploaded June 2023 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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There is no time to explain! Follow me on the most information packed episode ever, where Brad and Eric, inspired by the speedrun community, try to sell you on every army in the 40k universe in the short span of 20 minutes!

Mentioned this episode:
HeyWoah’s videos:
youtube.com/watch?v=zJLMRNg_NpY
youtube.com/watch?v=drIXhhOt3hg


Other introductory videos:
Every Faction’s Sales Pitch - youtube.com/watch?v=sW51VxKBBe8
Intro to Army Roles - youtube.com/watch?v=2-OlG2cL95A

Show Links:
Website: poorhammer.libsyn.com
Patreon: patreon.com/SolelySingleton
Brad’s Twitter: twitter.com/DrRuler
Eric’s Twitter: twitter.com/OnekuoSora

00:00 Intro
00:25 Sisters of Battle
01:07 Space Marines
01:58 Blood Angels
02:27 Dark Angels
03:04 Space Wolves
03:34 Black Templars
03:58 Deathwatch
04:30 Astra Militarum
05:14 Adeptus Mechanicus
05:56 Grey Knights
06:39 Adeptus Custodes
07:28 Imperial Knights
08:08 Chaos Daemons
09:04 Chaos Space Marines
10:28 World Eaters
11:06 Death Guard
11:48 Emperor’s Children
12:11 Chaos Knights
12:41 Necrons
13:34 Tyranids
14:11 Genestealer Cults
15:10 Aeldari
16:00 Harlequins
16:57 Drukhari
18:07 Orks
19:16 Leagues of Votann
19:58 Tau Empire
20:37 Outro


Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Funky Souls” by Amaria, CC BY


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Funky Souls by Amarià soundcloud.com/amariamusique
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