Uploaded May 2017 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
Whew. I completed this video over the course of a bit of Saturday, Sunday and Monday. It finished rendering on Tuesday (18 hours!), but I want you to read the description because there are some post-production flaws:
*Brendan and Isaiah 'move' in the wrong direction
*Jacques accidentally flies off the line by the ending seconds of the snippet
*Romanian and Estonian duos are only standing still
*Countless of other singers move at the same speed along the line than the others
*The text for Cyprus's review is a bit too much up the singer's name
*And the most important of all - I MESSED UP WITH MOLDOVA'S (AND APPARENTLY ARMENIA'S) REVIEW. ;_; I pasted Latvia's review text on most of these, making sure I wrote one for Moldova as well... but no :( Here's what I was supposed to say: "Very instant radio hit with interesting lyrics and naughty music video... but my fave Epic Sax Guy performance has to be on Moldova 2010." I'm too lazy to redo the video and re-render it because I tried to do it as quickly as I can before Eurovision. Here the review is on screen: s12.postimg.org/9nhgvdz8d/Moldova_s_review_text_on_screen.png, and here's Armenia's too: s21.postimg.org/4d9u73agn/armenian_review.png
Not sure if I will re-render the edited version because I feel exhausted as heck trying to edit that. Maybe after Eurovision, but I won't edit some reviews in there, sorry :(
I hope you guys watch the video!
P.S.: I own none of the songs. Absolutely NONE! They belong to their respective labels, whatever they are gonna be.
P.P.:S.: Maybe I will do the next year in a similar format and hopefully several days before Semi 1, and not hours! D: xD
Whew. I completed this video over the course of a bit of Saturday, Sunday and Monday. It finished rendering on Tuesday (18 hours!), but I want you to read the description because there are some post-production flaws:
*Brendan and Isaiah 'move' in the wrong direction
*Jacques accidentally flies off the line by the ending seconds of the snippet
*Romanian and Estonian duos are only standing still
*Countless of other singers move at the same speed along the line than the others
*The text for Cyprus's review is a bit too much up the singer's name
*And the most important of all - I MESSED UP WITH MOLDOVA'S (AND APPARENTLY ARMENIA'S) REVIEW. ;_; I pasted Latvia's review text on most of these, making sure I wrote one for Moldova as well... but no :( Here's what I was supposed to say: "Very instant radio hit with interesting lyrics and naughty music video... but my fave Epic Sax Guy performance has to be on Moldova 2010." I'm too lazy to redo the video and re-render it because I tried to do it as quickly as I can before Eurovision. Here the review is on screen: s12.postimg.org/9nhgvdz8d/Moldova_s_review_text_on_screen.png, and here's Armenia's too: s21.postimg.org/4d9u73agn/armenian_review.png
Not sure if I will re-render the edited version because I feel exhausted as heck trying to edit that. Maybe after Eurovision, but I won't edit some reviews in there, sorry :(
I hope you guys watch the video!
P.S.: I own none of the songs. Absolutely NONE! They belong to their respective labels, whatever they are gonna be.
P.P.:S.: Maybe I will do the next year in a similar format and hopefully several days before Semi 1, and not hours! D: xD
![Eurovision televote scores - From 0 to 439 [2024 update]
Malin was probably rushing to say Israels televote as soon as possible so she didnt have to deal with the fact that we failed as a society any longer.
Anyway I guess Im not phased by the fact that jury can influence the overall winner anymore even after Loreen. Glad for Nemo to have broken the code, the trophy and the record for most jury 12s, streets were saying they were really good at that jury final performance. If anything, it was a saving throw for poor little Eurovision, a contest currently on life support (- BorisBubbles, ESCUnited correspondant), but the actual winner of televote was just as much of one, and I always knew it was gonna be Croatia that wins televote in this fuck-ass final.
By the looks of it: Therapy business will thrive, jobs will be lost (I hope, I hope, I hope - Stefan Airapetjan), this year will forever go down in history books for all the infamy. Weve all turned miserable at EBUs expense. Now for the contest to get several years of cancer treatment...
Copyright disclaimer: I dont own any of this footage, the visuals and most of the audio belong to (fuckass) EBU.
Intro music: https://youtu.be/uAR8sI0EUxg
Outro music (before Snap by Rosa Linn bit): Europapa outro (sorry, had to)
Thanks for watching! Eurovision televote scores - From 0 to 439 [2024 update]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wwu94LNwioo/mqdefault.jpg)









