Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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MILLIONS OF WORKERS PERISHED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO RECOVER ANOTHER EPISODE OF EQUESTRIA GIRLS. IT WAS FOUND SOMEWHERE IN SAUDI ARABIA AT THE BASE OF A STATUE, LONG BURIED BY THE BLAZING SANDS.

ON THE MONUMENT THESE WORDS APPEAR:

"MY NAME IS HASBROANDIOUS, CORPORATION OF CORPORATIONS. LOOK UPON MY GIRLS YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR."