Uploaded February 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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EPISODE 19: "How to Lose Subscribers"

Jurassic Ninja and SEGA Kidd discover just how dangerous being a paperboy can be. Crazy kids on Big Wheels, mad lawn mowers, break dancers, unnecessary construction workers, zombies, and a ridiculous amount of hearses are all out there to make sure your subscribers don't get their morning paper. OH NO!!

Side note: We later discovered that you also get points from causing damage to non-subscribers homes. Who doesn't love a job with great benefits?