Uploaded November 2013 | Updated September 2026, 46 minutes ago
Download The Creeper on iTunes now: http://www.smarturl.it/TheCreeper
Minecraft Parody of Eminem's The Monster feat. Rihanna
Lyrics:
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
I'm not I swear
[Verse 1]
I wanted the glory, but not to waste long weeks
Oh well, guess beginners can't be choosey
Wanted to relax and chill in my jacuzzi
Wanted to be left alone at home excuse me
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated
When I flew; see, but it was confusing
Cause all I want to do is show my expertise of farming
TNT, used it as a tool to blow up things
(Boom!) Hit every tree, ooo wee
Made a wooden sword to knock out teeth
It was like beating a big beast
Ironic cause I'm full but not eating, I need a feast
I'm beginning to lose health: one heart, two hearts
Im falling apart I may need to press start
But I'm actually stronger than you think cause I'm...
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
Im not I swear
[Verse 2]
Now, I ain't much of a blacksmith but I know somebody
Once told me to buy a weapon and to use it
Cause a creeper can make your game all over tonight
So I keep digging, sometimes I ponder
Where do these mobs spawn from
(Yeah, wonder it, do you want this?
we'll wait 'til the night to kill you before the sunrise)
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo
I think you've been wandering off down to The Nether
And stumbled onto a Skeleton
Cause I need another minecraft player to intervene between these creepers
And save me from dying and all this conflict
Cause the very thing that I hate is killing me and I can't conquer it
The SSP is conking me in the head
Keep mining, nobody's home, I'm dig digging
I'm just relying on the bow in my hand Im saying
Don't shoot the player, I'm just enemies with the...
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
Im not I swear
[Verse 3]
Call me lazy, but I have this mission
One day that I walk amongst you a safe civilian
But until then mobs get killed
And I'm coming straight at zombies, blood gets spilled
And I take it back to the days that I first played Minecraft
Gave my foes who got attacked at, punched up beating
And stuff to say back to the players who slay 'em
I ain't here to save the freakin' monsters
But if one mob out of a hundred trillion
Who are neutral and don't fight back unless provoked I stay safe, that's great
It's payback, the enderdragon is falling way back in the draft
Turn diamonds into armor, still can make that, gold into gold weps
I will slay the Enderman in the overworld
Maybe I need Iron Armor face facts, I am a miner for real
But I'm okay with that, it's nothing, I'm still enemies with the...
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
Im not I swear
Download The Creeper on iTunes now: http://www.smarturl.it/TheCreeper
Minecraft Parody of Eminem's The Monster feat. Rihanna
Lyrics:
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
I'm not I swear
[Verse 1]
I wanted the glory, but not to waste long weeks
Oh well, guess beginners can't be choosey
Wanted to relax and chill in my jacuzzi
Wanted to be left alone at home excuse me
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated
When I flew; see, but it was confusing
Cause all I want to do is show my expertise of farming
TNT, used it as a tool to blow up things
(Boom!) Hit every tree, ooo wee
Made a wooden sword to knock out teeth
It was like beating a big beast
Ironic cause I'm full but not eating, I need a feast
I'm beginning to lose health: one heart, two hearts
Im falling apart I may need to press start
But I'm actually stronger than you think cause I'm...
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
Im not I swear
[Verse 2]
Now, I ain't much of a blacksmith but I know somebody
Once told me to buy a weapon and to use it
Cause a creeper can make your game all over tonight
So I keep digging, sometimes I ponder
Where do these mobs spawn from
(Yeah, wonder it, do you want this?
we'll wait 'til the night to kill you before the sunrise)
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo
I think you've been wandering off down to The Nether
And stumbled onto a Skeleton
Cause I need another minecraft player to intervene between these creepers
And save me from dying and all this conflict
Cause the very thing that I hate is killing me and I can't conquer it
The SSP is conking me in the head
Keep mining, nobody's home, I'm dig digging
I'm just relying on the bow in my hand Im saying
Don't shoot the player, I'm just enemies with the...
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
Im not I swear
[Verse 3]
Call me lazy, but I have this mission
One day that I walk amongst you a safe civilian
But until then mobs get killed
And I'm coming straight at zombies, blood gets spilled
And I take it back to the days that I first played Minecraft
Gave my foes who got attacked at, punched up beating
And stuff to say back to the players who slay 'em
I ain't here to save the freakin' monsters
But if one mob out of a hundred trillion
Who are neutral and don't fight back unless provoked I stay safe, that's great
It's payback, the enderdragon is falling way back in the draft
Turn diamonds into armor, still can make that, gold into gold weps
I will slay the Enderman in the overworld
Maybe I need Iron Armor face facts, I am a miner for real
But I'm okay with that, it's nothing, I'm still enemies with the...
[Hook]
I'm enemies with the creeper that's up ahead
Dont get along with the skeletons and the undead
Their trying to kill me, stop holding my sword
And you think I'm lazy, yeah, you think I'm lazy
Im not I swear
