![[Elite: Dangerous] JAMESONS CLOSED @CrimsonGamer99](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XymXskyKTgg/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded May 2024 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Huitzilopochtli is the solar and war deity of sacrifice in Aztec (Braben) religion. He was also the patron god of the Aztecs and their capital city, Tenochtitlan (Shinrarta Dezhra). He wielded Xiuhcoatl (a bunch of SRB plasmas and some force shells) as a weapon, thus also associating Huitzilopochtli with fire (from overheating). Huitzilopochtli burst forth from his mother's womb (Jameson Memorial) in full armor and fully grown (funny hulled to 90% thermal resistance). He attacked his older brothers and sister (any CMDR who approached), defending his mother by beheading his sister (poorly built corvette) and casting her body from the mountain top (sent to brazil). He also chased after his brothers (any survivors), who fled from him and became scattered all over the sky (other systems and solo mode).
Here, go forth and build this outrageous meme ship:
https://s.orbis.zone/o0ru
Song used: SCXR SOUL - DARKSIDE
Huitzilopochtli is the solar and war deity of sacrifice in Aztec (Braben) religion. He was also the patron god of the Aztecs and their capital city, Tenochtitlan (Shinrarta Dezhra). He wielded Xiuhcoatl (a bunch of SRB plasmas and some force shells) as a weapon, thus also associating Huitzilopochtli with fire (from overheating). Huitzilopochtli burst forth from his mother's womb (Jameson Memorial) in full armor and fully grown (funny hulled to 90% thermal resistance). He attacked his older brothers and sister (any CMDR who approached), defending his mother by beheading his sister (poorly built corvette) and casting her body from the mountain top (sent to brazil). He also chased after his brothers (any survivors), who fled from him and became scattered all over the sky (other systems and solo mode).
Here, go forth and build this outrageous meme ship:
https://s.orbis.zone/o0ru
Song used: SCXR SOUL - DARKSIDE
![[Elite: Dangerous] JAMESONS CLOSED](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XymXskyKTgg/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] JAMESONS CLOSED
Huitzilopochtli is the solar and war deity of sacrifice in Aztec (Braben) religion. He was also the patron god of the Aztecs and their capital city, Tenochtitlan (Shinrarta Dezhra). He wielded Xiuhcoatl (a bunch of SRB plasmas and some force shells) as a weapon, thus also associating Huitzilopochtli with fire (from overheating). Huitzilopochtli burst forth from his mothers womb (Jameson Memorial) in full armor and fully grown (funny hulled to 90% thermal resistance). He attacked his older brothers and sister (any CMDR who approached), defending his mother by beheading his sister (poorly built corvette) and casting her body from the mountain top (sent to brazil). He also chased after his brothers (any survivors), who fled from him and became scattered all over the sky (other systems and solo mode).
Here, go forth and build this outrageous meme ship:
https://s.orbis.zone/o0ru
Song used: SCXR SOUL - DARKSIDE")
![[Elite: Dangerous] The Throngler gets Free Willied](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y-NudBBTr8I/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] The Throngler gets Free Willied
This was both my proudest moment and not my proudest moment at the same time...
Song used: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance OST - Im My Own Master Now (ACOUSTIC INTRO)")
![[Star Citizen] My first PvP kill](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y6WJyxPxAsI/mqdefault.jpg "[Star Citizen] My first PvP kill
Well that was a lot easier than I was expecting.
Song used:
Skyrim OST - Watch the Skies")
![[Elite: Dangerous] The Invincible Dolphin](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YGvfdV_rJtc/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] The Invincible Dolphin
I had to change the name of this ship to Sundowner halfway through recording this because I realized IM F***ING INVINCIBLE!!
Heres the Coriolis Build: https://s.orbis.zone/jbno
(I recommend doing long range rails instead of SRB, but they do work)
Song used: Metal Gear Rising: Revengence OST - Red Sun (Sundowner theme)")
![[Gunfire Reborn] Local Cat deletes the Wind God](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YXYKJlM1jSI/mqdefault.jpg "[Gunfire Reborn] Local Cat deletes the Wind God
...and also an entire battleship.")
![[Elite: Dangerous] The Vomit Comet Returns](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZFO0lQA1nxI/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] The Vomit Comet Returns
Its about time I fully engineered this thing. And you know what? It actually makes for a pretty fun little dab cab.
Heres the build so you dont have to continue inundating my inbox for it: https://s.orbis.zone/d94k
Songs used (in order):
Space Dandy OST - New Disco on the Block
Pokken Tournament DX OST - Magikarp Festival
Steriogram - Walkie Talkie Man")
![[Elite: Dangerous] Big Shot - Episode 2 - Sir Ganksalot](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZLojkaLz4cM/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] Big Shot - Episode 2 - Sir Ganksalot
Kill CMDR Sir Ganksalot and win a free copy of Cyberpunk 2077!
On Saturday December 5th, 2020 at 19:00 UTC, CMDR Sir Ganksalot will be flying along a route from San Tu to Arque in a wing of 4. The first person to kill him will be gifted a free copy of Cyberpunk 2077 on Steam. You can bring anything or anyone to attempt to kill him. Sir Ganksalot will be flying a Fer De Lance on an economic route to Arque along with a wing of some of the best pilots in the game. If he is able to arrive at the station in Arque, he will set a route back to San Tu and continue going until someone is able to claim the kill. Players can use any means necessary to kill Sir Ganksalot.
Event rules for defending wing:
For Sir Ganksalot and his wing: no combat logging, no menu logging, medium ships only, only one ship with heal beams and once a player from the wing is killed, they cannot return to continue protecting Sir Ganksalot.
Players of Sir Ganksalots wing are ineligible to win.
Event rules for attackers:
Absolutely NO HACKING/CHEATING/USING TRAINERS. If you are caught cheating you will be disqualified and reported immediately.
Whoevers name appears as the player to kill Sir Ganksalot, wins. You can bring a wing or multiple wings but only one player can claim the prize.
Any players that participate will need a Steam account. If the winner has already pre-ordered a copy of Cyberpunk 2077, you can either refund you pre-order or gift it to a friend.
The event will be streamed by Sir Ganksalot and ACowForAllSeasons
Ganksalots Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sir_ganksalot
ACowForAllSeasons Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/acowforallseasons
Song Used:
Cowboy Bebop - American Money
Special thanks to MINI!
https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatTinyDude")
![[Elite: Dangerous] Pingu gets Hyperdicted](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zrf0D7jWZaw/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] Pingu gets Hyperdicted
Pingu has a chance encounter with the Thargoids...
Original clip: https://youtu.be/bnmAi53H520
Song used: Mozart - Lacrimosa")
![[Elite: Dangerous] NPC interdicts the wrong CMDR](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZuszCcnJVLI/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] NPC interdicts the wrong CMDR
Frontier seriously needs to invest in some smarter NPCs.
Song used:
Initial D - Spitfire")
![[Elite: Dangerous] BGS ASMR](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZzRAmkNiSqo/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] BGS ASMR
Im on my lazy upload arc.
Song used:
Cyberpunk 2077 Phantom Liberty OST - Gate K9
Ship build:
https://s.orbis.zone/qQSY")
![[Elite: Dangerous] Never Skip Hull Day](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_C75b1GnH88/mqdefault.jpg "[Elite: Dangerous] Never Skip Hull Day
haha whoopsie my hand slipped. Repeatedly.
Hey there, explorers! This is for your consideration: https://s.orbis.zone/ngf7
Song used:
Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack - The Seatbelts - Cats on Mars")
