Uploaded August 2023 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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(CAST LIST AT THE BOTTOM)
All art by @clown_of_rat (Instagram)

(Sorry for the recent delays. We're hoping the releases will be smoother for the last two songs coming up.)

This song is very high on the tier list of songs from this musical and honestly? It's pretty high against every song I've ever made. I feel like it has big Freddie Lounds vibes. Let me know what you think!

I love how this one came out. Almond did such an amazing job as Jacob, and everyone else's lines were just perfect and iconic. Michael did very well in his sections as George and even though our Laura, Steve, and Amy played small parts here, they really shined. I hope you guys enjoy this one! It's a certified banger in my opinion!

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CAST LIST

Jacob Chandler: @almond_tech (Instagram) (he/him)
Amy Chandler: Cassie McMullin – angieangel555 on Youtube (she/they)
Steve Chandler: Tayloractorforhire (TikTok) (he/they)
Dr. Laura Ganes: @nuznutella (TikTok) (they/he)
George A. Bradford: Michael (he/him)