Uploaded July 2023 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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(CAST LIST AT THE BOTTOM)
All art by @clown_of_rat (instagram)

OMG I love this song and I hope you will too! I cycled through a few different versions before arriving at this one and I'm really proud of it.

This is where the drama begins. Things are heating up in that elevator for sure.

Thank you all for the love on the opening number. Let's keep that energy going! Tell me your favorite line (or lines) from the song in the comments.

If you’d like to support me and my future projects, I have a patreon where you get to hear these songs early and receive other exclusive updates.

Patreon: patreon.com/seahorsetrash

CAST LIST

Jacob Chandler: @almond_tech (Instagram) (he/him)
Amy Chandler: Cassie McMullin – angieangel555 on Youtube (she/they)
Steve Chandler: Tayloractorforhire (TikTok) (he/they)
Dr. Laura Ganes: @nuznutella (TikTok) (they/he)
George A. Bradford: Michael (he/him)