Uploaded August 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Instrumental by Tony
Ekko and Zilean voiced by Chris

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Lyrics:

Ekko:

Yeah, I’m the boy that had left time shattered
I’m ending this battle quickly because every second matters
Counter every thing you do with my unlimited redo’s
Ya know this Rift is only big enough for one “Time Dude”
How can you even call yourself a chrono mage?
Time hasn’t been good to you
You look bad for your age
Top, Middle or jungle, I’ll be bringing the pain
The only thing that you’re good at is feeding the bottom lane

Zilean:

You’re lucky that you didn’t face me in my prime
I mean do you know who I am? I practically invented time!
I’ve been around for forever, respect your elders and surrender
You only go back 4 seconds, You’re a Chrono-Pretender
how cute you use an hour hand as a weapon to attack
A real master of time would have a clock strapped to his back
I get that your gimmick is to fight, retreat repeat
but the only thing that’ll echo is the sound of your defeat

Ekko:

wait a minute, take that back and rewind
‘cause if you think that I can lose then you are out of your mind
With my zero-drive I have all of the second chances
to go back change all the unfavorable circumstances
All your good for is your life saving ability
While I have tons of damage, utility and mobility
I’ve seen your future and it’s got broken bones
if time is money then you’re gonna need a loan 

Zilean:

I’m leveling my carries with my time in a bottle
assisting them to battle they’ll be speeding full throttle
I’ve been around long enough to know this game’s about the team
so keep on playing solo if you know what I mean
Although I will commend you for being quite the engineer
but getting to my level would take a zilean years
You’re wasting my time so I will put this to an end
You’ve just lost the battle like you lost your little friend