Uploaded April 2008 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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My new words for Lewis, Young, and Henderson's "Five Foot Two," for those who love bigfoot:

Eight foot two, big feet too
And oh what those big feet could do
Has anybody seen my girl?

Slouching gait, heavy weight
Hirsute bipedal primate
Has anybody seen my girl?

Well if you run into an eight foot two
Covered in fur
Sagital crest, pendulous breasts
Betcha life- that's her!

But is she real? Is it true?
Just see frame 352!
Has anybody seen my girl?