Uploaded December 2013 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago

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The cool feel of a cold glass of holiday cheer. The rejuvenating jolt of knowing that you won't have to do this sober. Eggnog is all of you're baby's favorite ingredients mixed with your drunk Aunt Phyllis's only reason for living. And Eggnog Hates You!
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