Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago
We were supposed to review a new movie, but instead we fell down a rabbit hole after discovering Eden Carlisle, a self-proclaimed horror aficionado whose 2025 rankings genuinely left us speechless.
When The Boy (2016) and The Collector (2009) land in “God Tier” while Halloween (1978) and Hellraiser (1987) end up in the “Flaming Ass” tier, it stops being a difference in taste and starts becoming something… else.
What followed is 90 minutes of confusion, disbelief, and an attempt to understand what horror criticism even means in 2026.
This is an excerpt from our latest Patreon episode. Believe it or not but we actually did talk about stupid 2006 comedies for 40 minutes before this. If you wanna hear that, check us out at patreon.com/dontmakeascene
We were supposed to review a new movie, but instead we fell down a rabbit hole after discovering Eden Carlisle, a self-proclaimed horror aficionado whose 2025 rankings genuinely left us speechless.
When The Boy (2016) and The Collector (2009) land in “God Tier” while Halloween (1978) and Hellraiser (1987) end up in the “Flaming Ass” tier, it stops being a difference in taste and starts becoming something… else.
What followed is 90 minutes of confusion, disbelief, and an attempt to understand what horror criticism even means in 2026.
This is an excerpt from our latest Patreon episode. Believe it or not but we actually did talk about stupid 2006 comedies for 40 minutes before this. If you wanna hear that, check us out at patreon.com/dontmakeascene
