Uploaded May 2017 | Updated September 2026, 8 hours ago

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Jeez, sure took long enough, right?
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On this installment of Callsign: Reach, we get a visit from Vadim, an International Bureau representative sent to help me review guns better or something. An SVD gets reviewed. I get lightning-kicked in the dong. A man gets punched into the sky and detonates like a hand grenade. Typical day at the office.

Honestly, I stopped trying to make this an in-depth review like half-way through because all of our footage was just us dicking around in my back yard. That said, this is probably the greatest video ever made. I hope you like it!
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Vid Guide
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Gun Review 2:00
Performance 5:00
Vadim's Expert Shot 5:30
The Greatest Fight Scene Ever 7:00
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Fight editing done by Kevin Krznar
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Music:

Padanaya Blokov
Music by Kevin MacLeod. Available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license. Download link: https://incompetech.com/music/royalty...

Hitman
Kevin Macleod
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Local Forecast - Elevator
Kevin Macleod
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Chill Wave
Kevin Macleod
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Thanks to the Boss for filming! You’re the best girlfriend an overgrown man-child could ask for!