Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
"Do _not_ touch the treeyim!"
It's time I let you guys know that I am a fairly new fan of _Squidbillies_ and I've been keeping it surreptitious. I often consider this show to be the longest-running niche show there is, as it lasted for a whopping 13 seasons (longer than _Aqua Teen Hunger Force_ and more seasons than _Robot Chicken_ currently has), and yet it's surprisingly not that popular (at least compared to shows like ATHF), even though it still has a fairly sizable number of fans. I initially disliked the show, but it's grown on me, and quite a bit! Is it insanely crass? Yes. Is it trashy? Yes. Is it ugly to look at? Yes (though I'd argue that some of the characters are more on the ugly-cute side, like Early, Rusty, Sheriff and Deputy Denny). Is it incredibly fun to watch in spite of all that? Hell yes. _Squidbillies_ is just so... *_STUPID_* that it becomes fun to watch. However, I've been keeping my enjoyment for _Squidbillies_ surreptitious because I don't want my parents to find out I like it as they both hate it and think it's incredibly moronic (I mean, they're not wrong, but they hate it for the reasons I enjoy it).
Anyway, I present to you my Early Cuyler speed draw. I don't like to brag, but I genuinely think he came out kinda cute. Enjoy, squid-lovers! 🦑
Song: Social Distortion - "Don't Drag Me Down"
"Do _not_ touch the treeyim!"
It's time I let you guys know that I am a fairly new fan of _Squidbillies_ and I've been keeping it surreptitious. I often consider this show to be the longest-running niche show there is, as it lasted for a whopping 13 seasons (longer than _Aqua Teen Hunger Force_ and more seasons than _Robot Chicken_ currently has), and yet it's surprisingly not that popular (at least compared to shows like ATHF), even though it still has a fairly sizable number of fans. I initially disliked the show, but it's grown on me, and quite a bit! Is it insanely crass? Yes. Is it trashy? Yes. Is it ugly to look at? Yes (though I'd argue that some of the characters are more on the ugly-cute side, like Early, Rusty, Sheriff and Deputy Denny). Is it incredibly fun to watch in spite of all that? Hell yes. _Squidbillies_ is just so... *_STUPID_* that it becomes fun to watch. However, I've been keeping my enjoyment for _Squidbillies_ surreptitious because I don't want my parents to find out I like it as they both hate it and think it's incredibly moronic (I mean, they're not wrong, but they hate it for the reasons I enjoy it).
Anyway, I present to you my Early Cuyler speed draw. I don't like to brag, but I genuinely think he came out kinda cute. Enjoy, squid-lovers! 🦑
Song: Social Distortion - "Don't Drag Me Down"
