Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
by Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters
Salem's Corydalis: salemscorydalis.bandcamp.com
dutchmasters: dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com
Lyrics:
don't let me know, i can feel this one's real. it's the one where the kids set off bombs on their lawn and they cheer. with heat death on standby, they're grinning from ear to ear. some things last till they burn.
well, if you're all ears then let's see them, van gogh. i'll gift you the blade if you paint me a home.
there's enough time in one day to look through a window, but you could never describe the view in this lifetime. not to someone who shields their eyes.
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you cannot trust lofi catgirls. they have taken everything i have and left me with absolutely nothing. they have been wandering dead malls with my stolen credit cards, searching for the perfect dresses to don at their low-fidelity feline wedding. i have called my bank multiple times and they aren't doing fucking shit. the catgirls have taken to stealing my unreleased music as a means to further extort me, so here it is up on bandcamp.com so that i might raise further awareness to my situation and hopefully get the both of them sent to jail. i hope they're happy living it up right now, as nothing in my life belongs to me anymore.
released July 4, 2025
mastered by jordan (https://againstrealism.bandcamp.com)
catgirl drawing by grim (@hauntedrari on instagram / @hauntmex2 on tiktok)
cassettes available at: loveseattapes.com/products/868225-salems-corydalis-dutchmasters-lofi-catgirls-stole-my-identity
#BedroomPop #lofi #5thWaveEmo #chiptune
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lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
by Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters
Salem's Corydalis: salemscorydalis.bandcamp.com
dutchmasters: dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com
Lyrics:
don't let me know, i can feel this one's real. it's the one where the kids set off bombs on their lawn and they cheer. with heat death on standby, they're grinning from ear to ear. some things last till they burn.
well, if you're all ears then let's see them, van gogh. i'll gift you the blade if you paint me a home.
there's enough time in one day to look through a window, but you could never describe the view in this lifetime. not to someone who shields their eyes.
-
you cannot trust lofi catgirls. they have taken everything i have and left me with absolutely nothing. they have been wandering dead malls with my stolen credit cards, searching for the perfect dresses to don at their low-fidelity feline wedding. i have called my bank multiple times and they aren't doing fucking shit. the catgirls have taken to stealing my unreleased music as a means to further extort me, so here it is up on bandcamp.com so that i might raise further awareness to my situation and hopefully get the both of them sent to jail. i hope they're happy living it up right now, as nothing in my life belongs to me anymore.
released July 4, 2025
mastered by jordan (https://againstrealism.bandcamp.com)
catgirl drawing by grim (@hauntedrari on instagram / @hauntmex2 on tiktok)
cassettes available at: loveseattapes.com/products/868225-salems-corydalis-dutchmasters-lofi-catgirls-stole-my-identity
#BedroomPop #lofi #5thWaveEmo #chiptune
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