Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
by Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters
Salem's Corydalis: salemscorydalis.bandcamp.com
dutchmasters: dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com
Lyrics:
i've been thinking of becoming unashamed, someone brave, someone other than the someone i am. but i can't seem to bring my feet to move and this is how a heart decays.
smoke and mirrors, prayers and pictures; all these things i am not.
i just want to be a part of something beautfiul. i want to see if it even exists. a cold shoulder for a helping hand, what right do i even have?
smoke and mirrors, prayers and pictures; all these things i am not. cogs unturning, wires burning; the machine i am begs to rust.
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you cannot trust lofi catgirls. they have taken everything i have and left me with absolutely nothing. they have been wandering dead malls with my stolen credit cards, searching for the perfect dresses to don at their low-fidelity feline wedding. i have called my bank multiple times and they aren't doing fucking shit. the catgirls have taken to stealing my unreleased music as a means to further extort me, so here it is up on bandcamp.com so that i might raise further awareness to my situation and hopefully get the both of them sent to jail. i hope they're happy living it up right now, as nothing in my life belongs to me anymore.
released July 4, 2025
mastered by jordan (https://againstrealism.bandcamp.com)
catgirl drawing by grim (@hauntedrari on instagram / @hauntmex2 on tiktok)
cassettes available at: loveseattapes.com/products/868225-salems-corydalis-dutchmasters-lofi-catgirls-stole-my-identity
#BedroomPop #lofi #5thWaveEmo #chiptune
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lofi catgirls stole my identity and tanked my credit score
by Salem's Corydalis / dutchmasters
Salem's Corydalis: salemscorydalis.bandcamp.com
dutchmasters: dtchmstrs.bandcamp.com
Lyrics:
i've been thinking of becoming unashamed, someone brave, someone other than the someone i am. but i can't seem to bring my feet to move and this is how a heart decays.
smoke and mirrors, prayers and pictures; all these things i am not.
i just want to be a part of something beautfiul. i want to see if it even exists. a cold shoulder for a helping hand, what right do i even have?
smoke and mirrors, prayers and pictures; all these things i am not. cogs unturning, wires burning; the machine i am begs to rust.
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you cannot trust lofi catgirls. they have taken everything i have and left me with absolutely nothing. they have been wandering dead malls with my stolen credit cards, searching for the perfect dresses to don at their low-fidelity feline wedding. i have called my bank multiple times and they aren't doing fucking shit. the catgirls have taken to stealing my unreleased music as a means to further extort me, so here it is up on bandcamp.com so that i might raise further awareness to my situation and hopefully get the both of them sent to jail. i hope they're happy living it up right now, as nothing in my life belongs to me anymore.
released July 4, 2025
mastered by jordan (https://againstrealism.bandcamp.com)
catgirl drawing by grim (@hauntedrari on instagram / @hauntmex2 on tiktok)
cassettes available at: loveseattapes.com/products/868225-salems-corydalis-dutchmasters-lofi-catgirls-stole-my-identity
#BedroomPop #lofi #5thWaveEmo #chiptune
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