Uploaded August 2012 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Hear the story of The Five Dementians:
youtube.com/watch?v=5oi2ytvpaT8
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Aw Mom, do we have to have meatloaf again?
Yeah, can't we go out to the dumpster and have a barbeque, huh can we?

Let's all have a dumpster barbecue
That is what we really want to do
Brown veggies with maggots - Oooh!
We'll all have a dumpster barbecue

Throw in the torches, let's fire it up
After it cools we'll start to sup
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

We know it sounds incredible
But that trash is really edible
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

You don't need a reservation
Jump right in without hesitation
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

We'll jump right in and munch munch munch
If we find a squirrel it'll be our lunch
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

We all sneak out at night
Looking for dumpsters left and right
Finding a dumpster's exact location
Is a cause for celebration

Yeah party!
There's a dumpster over there, let's go!

Let's all have a dumpster barbecue
That is what we really want to do
Brown veggies with maggots - Oooh!
We'll all have a dumpster barbecue

If you're looking for a great, great price
You can't beat it and it gives you lice
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

For hungry people it's just a craze
They eat normally on other days
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

Whatever you find is yours to eat
Gobble it down - don't be neat
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

Who cares if it's not good for you
Well, grab your fork - and eat a shoe
Let's all have a dumpster barbecue

Let's all have a dumpster barbecue
That is what we really want to do
Brown veggies with maggots - Oooh!
We'll all have a dumpster barbecue

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