Uploaded April 2022 | Updated September 2026, 20 hours ago

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Instrumental courtesy of KYNE ENTERTAINMENT
youtube.com/watch?v=jz2BLlkKkNk
The vocals were provided by Eyeflower42, Dstar, or Dstar11.
The lyrical rewrite was provided by Eyeflower42, Dstar, or Dstar11.
The art was provided by Eyeflower42.

lyrics:
"Boyfriend"

I can’t believe we’re finally alone
I can’t believe I almost went home
what are the chances
everyone's dancing
and he’s not with you

the universe must have divined this
what am I gonna do
not shoot my shot

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the things that he never did
Honestly must admit
thinking I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus all my clothes would fit

I don’t need to tell you twice
all the ways he can’t suffice
if I could give you some advice
I would break his heart tonight
the universe must have divined this
ladies first baby I insist

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the things that he never did
Honestly must admit
thinking I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus all my clothes would fit

I never would have left you alone
here on your own
glued to your phone
never would have left you alone
for someone else to get to know

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the things that he never did
Honestly must admit
thinking I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus you know my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the things that he never did
Honestly must admit
thinking I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus all my clothes would fit