Uploaded March 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
(Profanity Warning)
Kills: 364/364
Secrets: 0/0
Download: doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/italo
Table of Contents:
0:00 Intro
0:40 Scroll My Ass into Some Rockets, Babe
3:16 Crack Den Alpha: Escape to Cannabis Kingdom
3:32 Cannabis Kingdom: The Legend of the Seven Blunts
4:45 Going Berserk on Dat Ass
7:50 Jon Hamm’s Staircase XXX (Haha): Jehovah’s Pain Elementals
11:00 Jon Hamm’s Staircase XXXI: Bobby’s Secret Cocaine Stash
12:41 Forgettable Caco Swarm
14:01 Outro/Final Thoughts
Serious Review:
I enjoyed almost every part of this map. Setpieces were nice, tight, fun encounters for the most part. I especially liked the final area.
I do take issue with the very first fight, where you must dodge a bunch of cyber rockets in a long tunnel. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for a scrolling floor that seemed to be inconsistent in its speed. I kept randomly slowing down at odd times and it made it hard to judge my rocket dodges. Maybe I was just brushing up against the wall, and that’s what was slowing me down. If that’s true, then I think there’s an issue with the wall texture, which is pitch black, making it hard to know if you’re touching it or not.
My second gripe with the conveyors in this section are that you cannot enter the teleporter from the sides, because the conveyor will shoot you right past it. You pretty much have to come at the teleporter head on it seems, which brings it down to whether or not the center cyber shoots.
I also like the color scheme of this map. There’s also a weird progression moment in Cannabis Kingdom where standing on the shell box somehow activates the lift out.
My Rating: 8/10
Difficulty: 9/10 (Insane)
(Profanity Warning)
Kills: 364/364
Secrets: 0/0
Download: doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/italo
Table of Contents:
0:00 Intro
0:40 Scroll My Ass into Some Rockets, Babe
3:16 Crack Den Alpha: Escape to Cannabis Kingdom
3:32 Cannabis Kingdom: The Legend of the Seven Blunts
4:45 Going Berserk on Dat Ass
7:50 Jon Hamm’s Staircase XXX (Haha): Jehovah’s Pain Elementals
11:00 Jon Hamm’s Staircase XXXI: Bobby’s Secret Cocaine Stash
12:41 Forgettable Caco Swarm
14:01 Outro/Final Thoughts
Serious Review:
I enjoyed almost every part of this map. Setpieces were nice, tight, fun encounters for the most part. I especially liked the final area.
I do take issue with the very first fight, where you must dodge a bunch of cyber rockets in a long tunnel. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for a scrolling floor that seemed to be inconsistent in its speed. I kept randomly slowing down at odd times and it made it hard to judge my rocket dodges. Maybe I was just brushing up against the wall, and that’s what was slowing me down. If that’s true, then I think there’s an issue with the wall texture, which is pitch black, making it hard to know if you’re touching it or not.
My second gripe with the conveyors in this section are that you cannot enter the teleporter from the sides, because the conveyor will shoot you right past it. You pretty much have to come at the teleporter head on it seems, which brings it down to whether or not the center cyber shoots.
I also like the color scheme of this map. There’s also a weird progression moment in Cannabis Kingdom where standing on the shell box somehow activates the lift out.
My Rating: 8/10
Difficulty: 9/10 (Insane)
